Banned for forbidding others to know facts and things.

Banned for forbidding others to fax known things.

Banned for faxing a copy of your bum to all the females in your boss' rolodex.

Banned for being one of the GOG users of all time.

Banned for omitting an appropriate adjective from that sentence.

Banned because there are no other options left.

Banned because always exist an alternative.

Banned for suggesting suicide.

Banned for unsubscribing from Life.

Banned for being ripped off. There's been no subscription for the last few million years, at least.

^ Has a lot of magazine subscriptions and doesn't even read them.

^ Banned for banning nobody.

^ Banned because we've all done it.

Banned for admitting to a flaw.

EDIT: And banned because the reason I did it is because people keep putting the little ^ symbol, which confuses me into thinking that I should accuse you of something.

^ banned for removing everyone's rep points