^ Banned because nobody admits to playing Daikatana

^ banned, because no one admits to playing HuniePop either

Banned for speaking of a Unity Engine game.

^ Banned for not playing Banishers.
^ Banned for not mentioning Rogue Trader.

Banned for going rogue and trading while doing so.

Banned because I want to play Heretic II but GOG doesn't have it.

^ Banned for not asking Microsoft and Activision & their legal departments to sort out the distribution, IP rights, and/or publishing messes w/ Heretic 2, Hexen 2: Portal of Praevus expansion, and Wolfenstein 2009.

Banned for over nesting of quotes

Banned for 4getti-ing me

^ Banned for calling bread sticks 'baguette-i'

Banned for touching my spa-get!

^ banned for sprinkling "cheese dandruff" on your spaghetti

Banned because after I hired that professional to clean your shoes, you had the audacity to step on a cheese-puff in your escape attempt. Cleaning that off will probably re-expose your master's name!

Banned for drinking "cat piss" with it.

Banned for getting a spa appointment.

EDIT: Banned for seeming to interrupt me, but 9 hours ago, because I didn't check the next page.

^ Banned for being cooler than me. (It's very hot here)

Banned for thinking that Britain has a hot climate.

^ banned for thinking that the climate of the Shetland Islands is not dissimilar to that of southeast England