^ is a member of the "Illuminati"

^ once disemboweled a cat to prove a point.

^ He used that catgut to make surgical sutures.

^Loves playing "Cat Scratch Fever" on 10 hour loop.

^ He saw Ted Nugent play live.

^ stores the real identity and personal data of every GOG user on his computer. He knows who you are, how you look, where you live, and above all what games you most suck at.

^ is the inspiration for the Shakespeare's unpublished work "The Gamer of Venice".

^ He never tires of perusing the tomes of William Shakespeare.

Oh bother, I suppose that now I'll have to move to a much deeper and much more secure bunker in a completely remote region.

Likes cheap theatrics and is completely oblivious/ignorant, to the filthy smut that actors' (un)lives, are full to the brim with!

^ makes a habit of dressing up as a monk for Halloween. ¬¬

^ He always dresses in a skin-tight black body suit, running amongst the gravestones while children pass the cemetary as they trick-or-treat on Halloween night.

^ knows what this girl was actually going to say about Asian people

^ rips lhe last pages from the books at his local library.

^ wears very dark sunglasses when visiting a library.

^ He visits the library so frequently that the staff there allows him to check out his own books and place any checked in books back to their proper places on their respective shelves.