Hooyaaah is clueless, how sweet! Never heard of the feats of Le Chevalier's people/brethren; Maggelan fell from an Escrima master!!! Bwa ha ha ha ha

Talk about poking their nose in a wrong stick!!! Mwa ha ha ha ha

Chases random people in a tractor, and has a terrible fear of stamps.

^ knows each number in a different language, but can't count in any single one.

^ When it comes down to it, something with him just does not add up.

Fake wizard, fake teacher, phony mathematician and phony fortune teller; nothing to see here, move along, everyone!

^ once made out with Jack Nicholson as part of a bet.

^ has a voice like Tom Waits

^ He is descended of a royal bloodline.

^ descended from a Royal Air Force Mosquito.

^ His grandfather piloted a de Havilland DH.98 Mosquito for the RAF during the second world war.

^ Loves front-facing surveillance cameras on new automobiles.

^ He is not a law enforcement officer.

^ is the evil narrator mr. nobody.

Is the robotic clone of Mr.X from Streets of Rage.

^ He is watched at all times by the "all-seeing eye."