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He actually replied to a spam email like this.
^ never learned how to tie his shoe laces.
^ He lost a load of cash in Las Vegas, perhaps it was at casinos but maybe not.

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TheDudeLebowski: ^ never learned how to tie his shoe laces.
Wrong, my grandmother bribed me to learn at five years old with five bucks. I bought some toy soldiers with it.
Post edited October 25, 2019 by Hooyaah
^ one day forgot to wear his long hair wig. He had shaved his head bald. But he wore his fake long beard that day.
^ Nobody knows what he looks like because he always has that suit of armor on and his visor down when he is in public.
^ Doesn't like cake. Probably has a deep hatred of all bakery stores.
^ He has never had homemade pecan pie (especially with a big scoop of vanilla ice cream on the side).
He might be a kitchen wizard and/or a pastry alchemist.
^ dabbled in pacifism once. Not in Nam, of course.
^ He's been through the desert on a horse with no name.
Post edited October 25, 2019 by Hooyaah
^ once went to Clucking Bell and ordered 2 number 9s, a number 9 large...
^ He won the belching, cussing, and spitting contest at the state fair.
^ wrote the song for this commercial
Post edited October 26, 2019 by cose_vecchie
^ travelled the world when he was young. Lead exploration voyages, visiting previously unknown lands, charted new coastlines to the map, naming places and peoples. When he got older, he retired to a peaceful life of playing games of explorations, expeditions, expansions...
^ His is enomoured with the accounts of early explorers of "the new world," especially Francisco Vasquez de Coronado, Sir Walter Raleigh, and Ferdinand Magellan.