^ He consides slippers to be standard footwear.

He helped me realize... I ultimately "saw". And i inadvertedly lost, what i had conquered. For what was there, is now something else. "Gandalf Stormcrow" is the bearer of ill news.

Believes his name to be William, and thinks, he came, he saw, and conquered...

^ is also known as Guillermo El Conquistador. He embarked with his troops to cross the strait and claim the crown for himself, but he and his fleet got lost, because he was too lazy to ask for directions. They ended on the coast of a new continent instead. He lost his troops fighting the natives but he managed to conquer the maidens of the land.

^ He is well known as a temerarious man of action who inspires bravery in others.

He is well known for his clowded thought and errors in judgement, due to his love for the (hobbit) leaf!

^ Forgets things. All the time.

^ He hordes precious metal.

^ takes his hordes down ol' town road.

^ draws his thin beard using an eyeliner.

^ Ate all of last nights pizza.

^ He ordered more for delivery this morning.

^He doesn't know it's Digiorno's pizza

^ He cannot recall what he had on his last Tombstone.

^ Al Pacino based his catchphrase on him.