Banned because that's what it'd look like if Mario Kart were real.

Banned for encouraging assassination.

Banned because the only way to not get attacked during the race is to be in the last place, unless you're super slow that the racer in the first place is already right behind you lol.

^ banned because I'm on your six!

Banned because watch out! ZubatyZub just dropped a banana peel right in front of me, which I fortunately avoided. Make sure to steer away from it! (Banning you is the only way to tell you this)

Banned for not telling him by sending a carrier pigeon instead.

^ banned for carrying pigeons during a race

Banned for referencing one of those old racing comedies, I think?

Banned because that's called Looking Glass Studios Kart.

Banned for pushing your swan out of the picture frame.

Banned because I'm sure ZubatyZub would reply to that statement with,"It's not about the swan.".

Banned for singing a swan song.

Banned for implying death.

"It's about the message."

^ banned for not sending a clear message

Banned for not clearing the message after you send it.