^ banned for not enlightening the Dark Corners Of The Earth

Banned for reading Pillars of the Earth.

^ Banned for tickling Atlas under the armpits with a feather and making him drop the Earth

Banned for shrugging when I asked you, "So, you think you're so suave, huh?"

^ He should be banned because I asked for his opinion: "I believe that the two largest causes for the deterioration of our society and the human condition, are ignorance and apathy. What do you think?"

His answer was...

"I don't know, and I don't care."

^ Banned for presenting 'HeresMyAccount' in an unreasonably bad light by posting not his initial, thought provoking response to the question being asked, but instead the one given after much badgering.

^ banned because your intelligence is questionable, your undercover operatives were out for fish and chips at the time

^ Banned because your counter-operatives didn't even put real vinegar on the chips.

^ banned for blaming me... you know that they are from France and that they prefer mayonnaise instead

Banned for shooting Marvin in the face.

Banned for not changing your youtube profile pic to a clippy.

Banned for being a bit mad and accusing the rest of us of the same sin.

^Banned for residing in Sodom

Banned for residing in New Jersey.

^ banned for residing in that state which is always excluded from special offers