Banned for fear-mongering death by incineration because you have the coldest of Oklahoma summer heat.

^ banned for posting a reason the person posting should be banned, rather than the person posting above

Banned for using a double negative then, that threw me off.

Banned for not understanding that you can't not be in no way way responsible for misunderstanding non-well communicated nonsense.

^ banned, because you won't be in actuality, so there's no real point in posting a reason here, dammit

Banned for futility.

^ banned for utility

Banned because with my vendetta against Unity Engine, how am I going to abide Duty and Destiny as well?

Banned for being Unreal.

banned for being delisted

^ Banned for excessive enumeration.

Banned because 1 2 3 4 5...

Banned for leaking my password

Banned for luring me to a vacant farmland just to ask me what color is my birth canal. (This actually happened to me in Runescape and I got him banned.)

^ Banned for dressing up in a highwayman's garb in a PvP world and attacking passersby whilst shouting 'stand and deliver', shortly before doing a tick perfect six way switch and rushing them for their bank.