Banned for posting just before I did

Banned for being slower than a turtle, yet faster than a snail.

Banned because, you didn't treat me to tasty snails in garlic butter; or mouth-watering turtle soup!

Banned for posting too late once again

Banned because, you yourself ALWAYS arrive late and are even proud of this; and because you put Merlin to shame, a wizard should help his king find a queen, or even better, retrieve her!

Banned for using wizards to cheat at cards.

Banned for using cards to do magic tricks and pretend that you're a wizard.

Banned to another dimension! (because I'm a wizard and I can do that)

Banned for using baguette as your magic staff.

Banned for making a stupid sexual innuendo.

Banned for not understanding what a dimension is.

Banned for biting a chunk out of it after I turned you into a mouse.

Banned because you're too slow. You turned someone else and that's your responsibility.

Banned because I don't even understand what you're talking about.

Banned for being stuck with such a shitty name account :D.

Banned for misspelling purple on your account name.