>Go to bridge
You go to the bridge. The troll looks rather angry, and won't let you cross.
>play rock paper scissors lizard spock with Bill
Bill is all the way back in the forest, so you have to play it telepathically. However, he's rather unresponsive, being dead and in pieces.
>Ask Mr. T for some tea.
Mr. T. pities your obvious attempt at wordplay.
>Do the Hockey Pokey
Whereas most people would prefer the Hokey Pokey method, you opt for the Hockey Pokey method, using a hockey puck. In the process of putting your right foot in, you slip on the hockey puck and fall on your ass.
> Turn around
You turn yourself around. You're still at the bridge, but now that you're not facing the troll, he stabs you in the back. You decide to turn back toward the troll, so he won't be able to surprise you again.
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