Ah, I'm in that part of the forums again.

I'm starting to love this game :P

XYCat, I didn't see your post because the screen hadn't refreshed, which is why I edited to add the rest. The Internet has some lag, and we have to live with the consequences. You drank deer semen. Deal with it. There are a number of trained professionals who can help you through the crisis if need be.

lol I'd say it's you who might need to see a professional about pervy deer involving stuff :D

I'm not the one who enticed it with a magazine. As ye sow, so shall ye reap, er some shit.

Anyway, I'm going to eat lunch now. Feel free to post any more commands and I'll eviscerate them when I get back.

> Look for wood

You're in a forest. There's wood everywhere.

(Back to lunch, and The Book of Ti'ana)

Oh, come on. Nothing more? I'll add some stuff:

There's a hole in the ground. A giant aardvark has fallen in it and is trapped. You find some mysterious runes etched into the bark of a tree. You hear footsteps in the distance. A stranger approaches - no, not a stranger. It's your friend, Bill! "Hey," says Bill, waiving, "how's it going?"

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>ask bill: If I rescue this aardvark, will it help me fight El Gigante?

Bill drinks a couple more shots of whiskey, collapses and knocks you into the hole. "El... what?" he asks. The aardvark roars and hisses at you.

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>Use shotgun on runes.

You aim the shotgun at the runes and pull the trigger, but nothing happens. It's not loaded. Keep in mind that it's a 20-gauge shotgun, and you only have 12-gauge shells. (Sorry about that).

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> Talk Bill about 20-gauge shells

You ask Bill about 20-gauge shells, but he's too drunk to understand you. He collapses, unconscious, into the hole, lands on the aardvark's head, knocking it unconscious as well. The position of the two of them form a ramp leading out of the hole (I'm beginning to think you never would have figured it out otherwise).

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Sorry, am I making it too easy though?