Posted January 30, 2015
>talk to frog
You say "Hi, frog. What do you suppose we should do?" The frog licks a fly off of your face, then it leaps out of your hand and starts hopping toward the river. You interpret it as a sign that you should go to the river. You pick up the frog, because you may need it again later.
>Throw tantrum
You start whining and crying, and I kick you in the face and tell you to snap out of it. You thank me for my intervention, and spit out a few teeth.
>Go along river
You travel toward the river, and once reaching it, you walk along the side. You notice that it has an orange hue. "This must be the Orange Soda river!" you exclaim, to which I sarcastically reply, "Gee, thanks, Big Bird."
>Hammer Time
You look around and find a hammer, which you add to your inventory. You search for several minutes until you find a chunk of time, and smash it to pieces with the hammer.
>You can't touch this (frog)
You take your own advice, and avoid touching the frog, as it may cause you to develop warts. Of course you already touched it earlier, so it's probably too late for you, but perhaps the others can be saved...
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You say "Hi, frog. What do you suppose we should do?" The frog licks a fly off of your face, then it leaps out of your hand and starts hopping toward the river. You interpret it as a sign that you should go to the river. You pick up the frog, because you may need it again later.
>Throw tantrum
You start whining and crying, and I kick you in the face and tell you to snap out of it. You thank me for my intervention, and spit out a few teeth.
>Go along river
You travel toward the river, and once reaching it, you walk along the side. You notice that it has an orange hue. "This must be the Orange Soda river!" you exclaim, to which I sarcastically reply, "Gee, thanks, Big Bird."
>Hammer Time
You look around and find a hammer, which you add to your inventory. You search for several minutes until you find a chunk of time, and smash it to pieces with the hammer.
>You can't touch this (frog)
You take your own advice, and avoid touching the frog, as it may cause you to develop warts. Of course you already touched it earlier, so it's probably too late for you, but perhaps the others can be saved...
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Post edited January 30, 2015 by HeresMyAccount