You dump the liquid onto the aardvark, and it explodes, but so does Bill, you asshole! Also, you couldn't get far enough away in time, so the aardvark shrapnel severs your right arm. Fortunately, the aardvark's snout is intact, so you just stick that where your arm had been. Good as new. Of course, now the bodies that you could have climbed over to get out are gone, and you need to figure out another way to climb out of the hole.
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(I'll have to leave in a few minutes, and we can continue this tomorrow. You can still post more any time though.)
Post edited January 28, 2015 by HeresMyAccount