Posted February 02, 2015
> Turn around
Cavenagh
Homeless
Registered: Aug 2014
From United Kingdom
HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other
Posted February 02, 2015
>Go to bridge
You go to the bridge. The troll looks rather angry, and won't let you cross.
>play rock paper scissors lizard spock with Bill
Bill is all the way back in the forest, so you have to play it telepathically. However, he's rather unresponsive, being dead and in pieces.
>Ask Mr. T for some tea.
Mr. T. pities your obvious attempt at wordplay.
>Do the Hockey Pokey
Whereas most people would prefer the Hokey Pokey method, you opt for the Hockey Pokey method, using a hockey puck. In the process of putting your right foot in, you slip on the hockey puck and fall on your ass.
> Turn around
You turn yourself around. You're still at the bridge, but now that you're not facing the troll, he stabs you in the back. You decide to turn back toward the troll, so he won't be able to surprise you again.
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You go to the bridge. The troll looks rather angry, and won't let you cross.
>play rock paper scissors lizard spock with Bill
Bill is all the way back in the forest, so you have to play it telepathically. However, he's rather unresponsive, being dead and in pieces.
>Ask Mr. T for some tea.
Mr. T. pities your obvious attempt at wordplay.
>Do the Hockey Pokey
Whereas most people would prefer the Hokey Pokey method, you opt for the Hockey Pokey method, using a hockey puck. In the process of putting your right foot in, you slip on the hockey puck and fall on your ass.
> Turn around
You turn yourself around. You're still at the bridge, but now that you're not facing the troll, he stabs you in the back. You decide to turn back toward the troll, so he won't be able to surprise you again.
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ZFR
I love gold!
Registered: Jan 2010
From Ireland
Posted February 02, 2015
>Use badge on troll
HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other
Posted February 02, 2015
The troll informs you that he's not intimidated by "no stinking badges". Mr. T. is getting annoyed and wants to cross the bridge, so he leaps upon the giant, orange slushy T. Rex, and like a transformer, morphs into Mr. T. Rex! This scares the hell out of the troll, who runs away, but not before releasing the contents of his bowels. What good fortune for you! Troll turds are tremendously valuable, as they have magical powers!
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Post edited February 02, 2015 by HeresMyAccount
ZFR
I love gold!
Registered: Jan 2010
From Ireland
Posted February 02, 2015
>Examine troll shit
VanDerBass
the logo is cool
Registered: Jun 2012
From Brazil
Posted February 02, 2015
>Mount Mr. T. Rex
HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other
Posted February 02, 2015
(Sorry for the delay)
>Examine troll shit
The troll shit contains some peanuts, sunflower seeds and corn, which you eat, and a condom filled with what appears to be heroin.
>Mount Mr. T. Rex
You mount the mutant animal in a sexual way, and produce an offspring, which you name Gudj. Gudj is made of bologna, covered in chewing tobacco, but he's alive like Pinocchio. Also, like Pinocchio, his dick grows longer whenever he complements anyone.
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>Examine troll shit
The troll shit contains some peanuts, sunflower seeds and corn, which you eat, and a condom filled with what appears to be heroin.
>Mount Mr. T. Rex
You mount the mutant animal in a sexual way, and produce an offspring, which you name Gudj. Gudj is made of bologna, covered in chewing tobacco, but he's alive like Pinocchio. Also, like Pinocchio, his dick grows longer whenever he complements anyone.
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Post edited February 02, 2015 by HeresMyAccount
Sage103082
Kitten Tamer: 8
Registered: Mar 2014
From United States
Posted February 02, 2015
>cross bridge
(did we already cross?)
(did we already cross?)
HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other
Posted February 02, 2015
You cross the bridge, and now you're near the Ford Pinto, and the trail leading up the mountain to the cave.
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Post edited February 02, 2015 by HeresMyAccount
Sage103082
Kitten Tamer: 8
Registered: Mar 2014
From United States
Posted February 02, 2015
>examine Ford Pinto
ZFR
I love gold!
Registered: Jan 2010
From Ireland
Posted February 02, 2015
>Talk Mr.T Rex about cave
HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other
Posted February 02, 2015
(sorry for the delay again, computer probs...)
>examine Ford Pinto
It's a Ford Pinto... also, the key you got from the river fits the door.
>Talk Mr. T Rex about cave
"It's all dark in there, man," he says. "I hope you ain't scared o' the dark, fool! You might need a torch or somethin'; here ya go." He hands you a lighter.
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>examine Ford Pinto
It's a Ford Pinto... also, the key you got from the river fits the door.
>Talk Mr. T Rex about cave
"It's all dark in there, man," he says. "I hope you ain't scared o' the dark, fool! You might need a torch or somethin'; here ya go." He hands you a lighter.
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Post edited February 02, 2015 by HeresMyAccount
Sage103082
Kitten Tamer: 8
Registered: Mar 2014
From United States
Posted February 02, 2015
>open Pintos trunk with key
HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other
Posted February 02, 2015
You open the trunk and find a dead hooker. Why wouldn't there be one in the trunk?
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Sage103082
Kitten Tamer: 8
Registered: Mar 2014
From United States
Posted February 02, 2015
>search dead hookers body