^Is The Godfather

I only ate a few(other pizza is better to me an cheaper), but the last was pepperoni.

^ He does not wear hats often.

Prefers not to walk, but shuffles instead...

Even though he is a trooper, he doesn't know and most importantly, never practiced, the "phantom's walking".

(the lack of talent in these organizations lately, is surely something else)

^ deposed, blinded, and imprisoned his predecessor, Bradley VI, or Bradley the Red-eyed, in the dungeon, before took the throne for himself. He's now in constant paranoia that another usurper will do the same to him. He's constantly watching his subjects through that triangular lens.

^ Forgot to feed the cat.

^ He wagged the dog.

^He scrwed the proverbial pooch

Forgot to say earlier but this is also true. o.0

^ He considered screwing the pooch by throwing it under the bus.

^Drives said bus

^ He hasn't been on a bus in years.

^ thinks buses are urban legends.

^Is a were-car...*honk honk*

^ He has never used the services of Uber.