banned for not liking David Bowie

Banned because I liked his appearance on Flight of the Concords.

Banned for playing “Flight of the Valkyries” in a Vietnamese restaurant.

^ banned, because I seriously doubt that any of them would get the connection

Banned, because you're right, besides Panzer Knights...

Banned because I just happened to come across that game some time ago when I was looking around for some online games to play.

Banned because where IS the other, other half?

Banned because Vingry lended the other half to me and i never returned it. He only found a replica.

Banned because little did you know, the one I gave you was ACTUALLY a replica. The real one is still here with me.

Banned, because what you keep with you is also a replica. It's one half and the other half forever borrowed by InSaintMonoxide. How do you not know that one is made up of two one-halves?

Banned for raving like a mad man.

Banned for raving like a dutchman.

Banned for exposing my secret nationality!

^ banned because, well, wooden shoe know it

Banned for being late for the appointment.