^ banned for trying to serve 5h1+ on a shingle to the upper brass

Banned for providing me with a chance to spew anti-coffee propaganda while I was busy helping supply a yard sale. I missed my chance while transporting heavy furniture!

^ banned for feigning the ability to offer a yard when you possess under four inches

^ Banned for believing anyone would actually have a 3-foot-long pinky finger.

^ Banned for pinky finger Envy. Stop drinking so much coffee, it doesn't go to your head.

Banned for getting a coffee enema, so it wasn't anywhere near your head.

^Banned for not drinking Kahlua Coffee from a K-cup

^ banned for not drinking Sunny D from Sunny's Double D cup.

^ Double D cup.

Banned for not banning, giving a reason to ban, or saying anything having to do with banning, but rather just repeating what Hooyaah said.

^ You should be banned because it was a necessary prerequisite to posting here; your ban is expunged because it is within my ability.

Banned for wielding powerful ban magic.

Banned because after I bought some Lego Minecraft from Mom's cousin, he said he buys replacements to missing pieces. Well it's going to happen after the fact this time because I'm missing a horse's head.

^ Banned from buying cheap replacement parts from China and giving away American Jobs.

Banned for operating a government owned "sweatshop" (prison) in Ningxia province.