^ Banned for using the obscure website Good Old Games instead of being with the cooler DRM people at Steam

^ banned for making me laugh so unexpectedly that I spewed hot coffee all over my keyboard

SHAME (and a ban) ON YOU!

Banned for shouting and then parenthetically whispering.

Banned because they shamed for shouting and whispering in the same post.

Banned for not issuing first aid about Hooyaah's severe skin burns caused by the unfortunate spillage of his undoubtedly extremely hot coffee.

^ banned for secretly wishing that the coffee had spilled in my lap

Banned for providing Michael with another opportunity to spew his anti-coffee-propaganda.

Beanned for drinking coffee in the first place.

Banned because it's a delicious beverage and a good source of caffeine.

Banned for believing anything except black coffee can do this. Hooya probably had so much sugar and cream in his coffee his body must have reflectively rejected it before digestion, blaming me in the process. Banned 4 life.

^ banned for being a prevaricating snollygoster

^ Banned for being an equivocating Whangdoodle.

^ banned for being a cheapjack nutmegger

^ Banned for ordering Budae-jjigae instead of Army Soup.