Banned because this thread is about banning the person above you, not yourself!

Banned because you oppress the minorities; they do a damn fine job in banning themselves, over time!

Banned because the minorities didn't ban themselves since nineteen ninety eight, when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

Banned because aren't both of those guys white? So how are they minorities?

Banned because those guys aren't whites, is more, they aren't humans, they are little green men.

Banned for claiming to have seen leprechauns.

Banned because you can only hear leprechauns, never see one!

Banned because you can only fear leprechauns, never be one!

Banned for not being killed by a leprechaun yet.

Banned for not being a Dwunk Wabbit, and also because I just realized that my reputation reached 500, so I'm a fancy-pants now, and yours is about to be 200, so you'll be a fancy-socks.

Banned because I have higher reputation that you.

Banned because i would have had higher reputation than you, if certain users here didn't camp on my posts to downrep and use scripts.

Banned for scripting the camps down at the post rep.

Banned for camping at the wrong post.

Banned for abandoning your post to go camping.