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Lost his mittens and his momma gave him no pie
^ makes a large pizza that's inspired by donut. It has a big hole in the center.
^ He doesn't realize that slurredprey eats pizza from the center outward.
^ He doesn't realize that's the way most people eat pizza, unless you eat the crust first because it's stuffed crust pizza.
^ He doesn't realize that eating a pizza from the center outward without having sliced it first is not common.
^ He eats two adjacent slices of pizza, thus creating Pac-Man, who then tries to eat him!
^ Has no base.
^ has no bass
^ has recently been appointed to command a state-of-the-art missile cruiser that's equipped with hydrosonic missiles.
His appointment was recommended by the president.
Post edited October 23, 2020 by le_chevalier
^ has recently been fired as commander of a state-of-the-art missile cruiser that's equipped with hydrosonic missiles.
For allegedly pressing the wrong button....
^ fabricates and circulates nearly forty percent of all urban legends

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le_chevalier: ^ has recently been appointed to command a state-of-the-art missile cruiser that's equipped with hydrosonic missiles.
His appointment was recommended by the president.
^ He is someone with whom I am familiar at The Pentagon.
^ He confuses pentagons with pentagrams.
HMA lives in a 5-story giant pentagram building and his Senate is in The Black House.
^ Knows far too much for his own good.
^ He knows far too little for his own good.