HMA has inside information on Marvel and Star Wars featuring in the next Kingdom Hearts game, because it sure hasn't happened yet.

^ wrote a historical novel titled The Far Side of the Moon. It tells the adventure of Aubrey and Maturin, who sailed aboard HMS Surprise to and lost on the far side of the moon.

^ He encountered a very attractive and alluring young woman from Fiji; she was one with whom he should have made more of a concerted effort to know and develop a relationship.

^ Knows how to tie one's shoes a little too well.

^ He asked me to help him tie the laces on his boots last week and he still cannot get them off.

^Is pen pals with the Unabomber.

^ misses his girlfriend very much

^ He intended to presume the sex of the "Monkey King."

^ He had sex with the "Monkey King".

^ He watched that CG simulation and got quite aroused, indeed.

Hooyaah learned the ancient art of flip-kicking mid-air projectiles into rib-cages, but is de-powered by dressing in drag.

^ believes that Fiji Island is surrounded by big Fiji Water.

He once surfed a rogue wave from Makassar to Jakarta. Cowabunga, brah!

^ He prefers the sculptures of Donatello over the works of Michelangelo

InSaintMonoxide has custom replicas of various Renaissance works, except each is a Ninja Turtle corresponding to the original's creator. Giant naked Mikey, portrait of smiling Leo, you get it. There's also Venus de Milo, but her arm-stumps are carved to look freshly severed as if in a sword-fight.