^ He has a Dragunov and a Ghillie suit and can take a tango out at just over a mile.

^ had a hand in Tutankhamen's death.

^ When he was a wee laddie the Dead Sea was only a bit sick.

^it was a very lively sea until he peed in it.

Is the mascot of the "Blue Iguana" gay bar.

^ color blind in one eye.

^ He has heterochromia.

^ was caught by surprise, when he commanded a battleship squadron in a battleship versus battleship duel, early in his post as a rear admiral. He encountered Nelson-class battleships, which are equipped with torpedo tubes, and was unprepared to maneuver to evade torpedoes. He had to make good use of the swimming lessons he has taken.

^ When he awoke abruptly from his dream. he realized that his fleet had been decimated by RIM-162 Evolved Sea Sparrow missiles fired by vessels of the USS George Washington Carrier Strike Group under the command of Rear Admiral Beauregard P. Hooyaah.

^ never lost a sock in the washing machine. Hides them deliberately to "fit in".

^ He actually believes that socks disappear in the washing machine when they actually tumble in the dryer at just the precise angle necessary to slip into another dimension.

Has posters of half-naked Gandalf.

^ He has 4K resolution images of fully nude Uruk-hai saved to a 120GB USB flash drive.

Has Ent pornography and nude Treebeard posters!

^ hides his junk in the trunk.