^ He's got all the ladies talking.

^ forced the captain of the fleet carrier in his carrier strike group, which was also his flagship, to detach and engage a battleship without sending any airstrike toward the target.

He was expecting me to deploy air support and was, therefore, unprepared for the UGM-133 Trident II (submarine-launched) missile attack!

^ prefers playing Battleship alone.

^ He prefers Battlezone to Battleship.

^ Prefers playing 4 opponents at the same time with Battleship

^ He likes to play Chess with eight people simultaneously.

^ plays chess with a hole on the board. Every piece that lands on that part of the board disappears.

^ He knows of a secret cave where he can escape from the world and get peace and quiet.

^burns sandwiches on the BBQ and calls it his secret black forest cake recipe.

^ He over-cooks steak on the grill and calls it "blackened beef," vending it to gullible tourists.

^ Is the representative for GUT (Gullible United Tourists).

^ is the brand ambassador of Awesome Cool Kids (ACK).

^ He is the newly appointed "King in Acronyms," we shout, "long may he live and not be K.I.A."

^Has Party in the USA on auto loop