Banned for making a Leprechaun film that ignores every sequel after the first movie.

^ banned for stealing the leprechaun's Lucky Charms

Banned for being lucky enough to get away with it.

^ banned for purloining all of the "pink hearts"

Banned for having a heart.

^ banned for having a Heart and still being Heartless

^ banned for having a Heart and yet being Heartless

^ banned because I cannot seem to make a post in this thread without it either double-posting or forcing me to repeat my post

Banned for devouring hearts, that's how you get the bad ending.

^ banned for playing with the Queen of Hearts

^ Banned for not letting the Queen of Hearts win at croquet (off with his head!).

Banned for heading off, and being a heartless queen.

^ Banned for only stocking a few suits of clubs, and not having them in spades.

Banned for using a spade to club a hearty diamond.

Banned for putting your cards in the porcelain throne to get a royal flush.

Banned for flushing a fish.

Banned for fishing for flushed floaties first.