Banned for explaining that.

Banned for inging dawnses.

Banned for being against explanations.

Banned for not explaining explosions and exploiting the opportunity to ... where was i?

^ banned for standing in the corner and having a conversation with yourself

Banned for standing in the middle of a room and shouting at all the people in the corners.

^ banned because you cannot corner someone in the middle of a room

Banned for forgetting the immortal wisdom from that cartoon where Tintin is fused with Snowy: "You can't corner someone in a round room, it has no corners!"

Banned because my name is Bob, I live in a box, the box is round, I sleep in the corner, I'm blind, deaf and mute, and you can't see me because I'm hiding behind this tree [holds up a finger].

Banned for eating shrimp while standing on your head.

Banned for teaching Rob Liefeld how to draw feet.

Banned because that's quite a feat.

Banned because it sounds like what you would name a troll account.

Banned because goblins, orcs, and ogres are superior to trolls.

^ banned for trolling goblins, orcs, and ogres

Banned for gnoming elves, hobbits and leprechauns.