Posted September 25, 2025
^ Banned for being pretend-tious.
Post edited September 25, 2025 by SultanOfSuave
SultanOfSuave
Still just a User. Quitting is hard!
Registered: May 2014
From United Kingdom
HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other
Posted September 25, 2025
Banned for thinking it was necessary to make such an inept portmanteau, considering that "pretend" is already the root word of "pretentious".
Hooyaah
Remove your spurs first before kneeling to pray.
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted September 25, 2025
^ banned for assuming that SOS would know what the definition of "portmanteau" is
HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other
Posted September 25, 2025
Banned for assuming anyone knows what the definitions of "for", "that", "would", "know", "what" or "the" are.
Hooyaah
Remove your spurs first before kneeling to pray.
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted September 26, 2025
^ banned for having a fetish for colorful, anthropomorphized ponies
LegoDnD
Conspiracy Nut
Registered: Mar 2013
From United States
Posted September 26, 2025
Banned because those same ponies as humans (and only humans) would be waifu material and you know it.
Hooyaah
Remove your spurs first before kneeling to pray.
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted September 26, 2025
^ banned for wearing pink pony pantsu in the swimming pool
LegoDnD
Conspiracy Nut
Registered: Mar 2013
From United States
Posted September 26, 2025
Banned because I head-canon Twilight Sparkle starting out as a paranoid agoraphobic conspiracy nut.
HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other
Posted September 26, 2025
Banned for doing a cannon ball dive by shooting your head out of a cannon.
LegoDnD
Conspiracy Nut
Registered: Mar 2013
From United States
Posted September 26, 2025
Banned for canonizing cannibals having cannons into Conan.
HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other
Posted September 26, 2025
Banned for being a barbarian, and a talk show host.
Hooyaah
Remove your spurs first before kneeling to pray.
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted September 26, 2025
^ banned for being named Frazetta and not painting any more
HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other
Posted September 26, 2025
Banned for being named George R. R. Martin or Patrick Rothfuss and not writing anymore.
Hooyaah
Remove your spurs first before kneeling to pray.
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted September 27, 2025
^ Banned for formerly being known as H.R. Pufnstuf, but now he's (apparently) puffin' way too much stuff.
HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other
Posted September 27, 2025
Banned for huffing and puffing and blowing houses down.