^ Banned for travelling to Silent Hill

Banned because the hill wasn't silent during the earthquake.

Banned for hallucinating your worst nightmares after huffing fog.

Banned for huffing, puffing and blowing my house down.

^ Banned for exiting The House of the Dead.

Banned for being the evil that resides in the House of the Dead on Elm Street, Silent Hill.

Banned because that sounds like a nightmare!

Banned for being a kleptomaniac,who only steals cars in East LA if they have marijuana in them. Odd that he discriminates this way, but if it makes him happy . . .

Banned for trying to justify the behavior for which you just banned me.

^ banned for not refuting the allegation OGB42 made in his statement above

Banned because if you really valued free speech, you'd keep posting regardless of what I said.

Banned because don't tell me what to say, because my speech is free, so bite me!!!

^ You should be banned for being an ignorant, unprincipled snollygoster who has no idea why the freedom to speak is no less important than the freedom not to speak and how to behave in a civil manner when amidst other human creatures. (sic)

EDIT: (brevity)

Banned for being unable to take a playful jab.

^ banned because you know that the real reason is that am bored and fatigued with your lack of wit shielded within feigned insouciance; you have nothing of a positive nature to lend to any thread that you sully