Banned for knowing what larping is

Banned for promoting ignorance.

Banned because war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength.

Banned because bans are freedom.

Banned because I have yet to play Freedom Force.

Banned for forcing freedom. Are you really Canadian?

Banned because if anything should be forced, it's freedom.

Banned because 2+2=4!

Banned for being an oxy using moron.

Banned for being an exploiter of morons

Banned because your magic trick misfired, went awry and made my pal TinyE/Swan24 disappear! Where did you make it go?

Banned for not living up to your title. A King of Silence shouldn't speak too much.

Banned because my title was earned in real life and with much woe (i f_ed up like Guybrush Threepwood, in monkey island 1).

Banned for comparing yourself with a great great GREAT man and a mighty pirate, something that you will never achieve. No one will! you dont even like grog, the essence of the strong and mighty, you consider it "cheap, low quality sh_t" and you rather pay a shitload of money for some cocktail for girls (or maybe just for the cock without a tail)!!!

Banned because damn....

Banned for being at rather a loss for words