Banned for conquering bad fur during the daytime.

Banned for conquering my heart at twilight.

Banned for reminding me of sparkly vampires.

Banned for giving a sparkler to a vampire, because everyone knows they prefer bottle rockets.

Banned because I prefer wrist rockets.

Banned because I prefer wrist chains and whips. Mmm. harder...

Banned because I prefer slitting my wrists... wait, no! I changed my mind! Call an ambulance!

Banned your and all other above you for not waiting me for bane airaspi. He says that I not play Supreme Commander, but I own and ended the three games.

Banned for ending my !@#$

Banned for confusing spelling with punctuation.

Banned because you might me a redneck avatar on a forum if you confuse spelling and punctuation. Heres ur account

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Banned for not including a statement about Jeff Foxworthy and intellectual property rights in your disclaimer (despite the fact that the "you might be a redneck" could more accurately be described as counter-intellectual).

Banned for damn... I just got busted for IP rights.

Banned because as I scroll through the page, I see red and green - and I'm thinking of Christmas.

Banned for breaking the combo.