^ Banned for gettin' caught at court courting cockney Courtney. She already has a suite of suitable suited suitors.

Banned because the suitors may have their succubus; since my affections turned towards sultry Sally, whom I shall seduce with soothing song on a silken sitar.

Banned because attitudes like this are part of the problem, not the solution.

Banned for problem-shaming and discrimination in favor of solutions.

Banned because the solution to this problem is to use cashews to catch ewes.

banned for not knowing that sheep are allergic to nuts.

^ banned for admitting that sheep are allergic to you

Banned for what you did from the 4th to the 7th of August 1995 in the serbian Krajina.

^ banned for accusing me of being, in any way, involved in Operation Storm

Banned for storming the desert, at war somewhere cold... and so forth.

^ Banned for being in de-nile that he stormed the desert so hard it turned into arable land.

^ banned fro having such an errant post

^ Banned for being a meandering nomad that always seems to wind up at the delta.

^ banned for your grammatically weak sentence... next time, try employing the pronoun, "who," rather than the word, "that"

^ Banned for being an incessant proponent that robots be anthropomorphised grammatically. 'He' may be referred to as such, but it is simply as a sign of geniality and affection, like when a proud sloop owner refers to his vessel as 'her' or 'she', where appropriate.