Banned for ruling over Dexter like models.

^ banned for fabricating a mannequin audience and modelling for them

Banned for making them model fabric clothing.

^ banned because I created the clothing without any seams or needlework

^ banned for dividing by zero.

Banned for denying the hard work of Hooyaah's pet spiders.

^ banned, for, "Oh what a tangled web we weave, when..." Oh, toss it all. It's the world-wide web, just forget about it!

^ Banned for getting frustrated.

^ Banned for not offering to be helping him with his frustration
(by suggesting games he might want to play, of course...what did you think I meant?)

^ banned for lurking on the fringe of the deep, dense, dreaded, dark woods (in a Sasquatch costume)

^ Banned for aiming to shoot Chewbacca during the filming of Return of the Jedi.

Banned because in the end of that movie, Lando suddenly starts wearing Han's clothing. Freaky.

You are also banned if you're trying to claim you weren't talking about The Empire Strikes Back.

^Banned for getting the stormtroopers drunk so they would not hit shit. They really didn't deserve to die, Barry was a good dude. Now he' Ewok food.

Banned, because you dance like a walking dead.

^Banned for faking to be a robot.