Banned for making me read a version of Red Riding Hood in college where she f****s the wolf. No really. OwO

Banned for reading furry-themed child porn.

Banned for... what. the. fuck.

Snap out of it, Mr. Whiffles, otherwise I will be forced to shoot.

^ banned and sentenced to thirty years in a U.S. Federal Correctional Institution with no chance for parole for being found guilty of the crime of delivery of such materials to an undercover law enforcement agent during a sting operation

Banned because I'm innocent.

^ banned for being too close to the arresting officer, I was taking action against the other person above me.

Banned for being bad at judging and/or policing. I plead to the jurors to reconsider their standings and give a detailed explanation of their findings.

^ banned, because you are only in a holding cell to determine what your relationship was with the arrested and charged individual... it's most likely that you will be released as an innocent bystander.

Banned because Little Red Riding Hood is usually a child, just saying.

^ banned, because not in The Witcher 3

Banned because not in that Twilight-inspired movie either, so what?

^ banned, because the times they are a changing

Banned because my phone are a charging.

^ banned, because "Where the Hell my phone?"

Banned because dude, where's my car?