Banned because I went to bed at 3 am after playing Subnautica all evening and was rudely woken up at 8 am on Saturday morning by my wife's alarm which went off three times. Yet she's still sleeping!

Time for more Subnautica.

Banned for trying to blame your misfortune at Trooper1270 as if he/she was your own wife.

Banned for ruling out such a possibility.

Banned because this might actually be the first time that I agreed with you.

Banned for being 444 and agreeable, and for thinking that that's a good reason for banning.

Banned because there are other users who have tried to come up with far stupider reasons to ban the person above them.

Banned for implying that the reason why you banned me was because my reason for banning you wasn't stupid enough.

Banned because that many ban mentions made me realize how terrible the Banner Saga games are.

Banned for not realizing that earlier.

Banned for listening to the Shame Wizard.

Banned for being a generalist mage.

Banned for having no survivors survive!

Banned for not realising that nobody survives life.

Banned for wearing stinking socks.

Banned for not making any sense.