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Banned for skipping me!
Banned because "the *skipper* lay with his nob in gore, where the scullion's axe in his cheek had shore... YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM"
Post edited February 17, 2018 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
banned for having no peg leg and a parrot when singing yo ho ho and a empty bottle of rum...
Banned for insulting the Greek pirate that everyone's been very scared to face. You want him to steal your coins, son?
Banned, because i am immune to insults, i am a retired pirate (after meeting gog i became a lawful, tax-paying landlubber) and all coins i own legitimately, never stole any; plus, i use the word "son" mostly, round these parts, yarrr!
Post edited February 17, 2018 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
Banned for editing your posts often.
Banned for not editing your posts.

EDIT: Banned for editing either too much or too little.

EDIT: Banned for editing just the right amount.
Banned for being indecisive!
Banned for not editing your post this time.
Post edited February 18, 2018 by Vingry
Banned for not leaving a message after the beep.
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jsidhu762: Banned for not leaving a message after the beep.
Banned for still using an answering machine instead of upgrading to voicemail.
Post edited February 18, 2018 by finkleroy
Banned because auto-tune is an acceptable replacement for actual talent.
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jsidhu762: Banned because auto-tune is an acceptable replacement for actual talent.
Banned because... what?!
Banned for no clear reasons.
Banned for nuclear treasons.