If someone says about a given group "you all look the same to me" does that mean they think all those people are really one person?

My friend once dated a heartless woman. He is a cardiologist. Opposites attract, I suppose.

With some things, there is a tipping point where everything changes; with others there's a balance point, where nothing changes.

No man is an island. Islands are much larger than people.

Overheard some girl spewing the following non sequitur: "If my boyfriend really, truly loved me, he'd cheat on me and sleep with other women just to get me all jealous, because jealousy is a sign of true love and proof that he is faithful."

It is 1998 and I still don't get how time works.

The first step in deciding between fight and flight is being able to perform either.

It is a great mystery among Civlized Interstellar Societies why Homo Sapiens has so many songs glorifying alcholism.

Customer service would be a piece of cake, if it weren't for the customers.

It is a truism that behind all great men is their shadow.

I think, therefore I should have another coffee.

I think it's rather anti-climactic that fetishes can be fetishistic, just like a hamster spinning the endless wheel until it doesn't rain.

Everyone always asks "Where's Waldo?"; but no one ever wants to know "How's Waldo?", and I think that's the reason behind why he's always hiding.

To boldly go where men are men and woman are woman and time and space are infinite... only to realize your lunchbox is not in the backpack.

It's getting harder and harder to remember, remember the 5th of November; especially since it's been almost a full year now.