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Don't burn the water dry as fried water can't cry.
Spoiler alert: Adam does, in fact, eat the apple.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
A relationship is like a fart: if you have to force it, it's probably shit!
Hello, I'm a catholic... been addicted my whole life and can't stop cuddling.
Post edited March 05, 2021 by sanscript
Is your name Kelvin? Because you're an absolute zero.
Washing the car so that it rains does not work either.
Post edited March 09, 2021 by Carradice
If I'd known then what I know now, I would've written myself a better backstory.
I don't care how you've heard someone say it. He did not die of "otter erotic fixation".
Illiterate? Don't be shy and write to us about your problems, today!
Don't worry, I have your back, but your front looks far more desirable...
The secret to mastering life, the universe and everything is fortitude. Douglas Adams misheard.
The body is like a box of chocolate - when it's empty, it's empty.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear to be bright, until you hear them speak.
People have died from trying to get their pet squirrels to eat their vegetables. . . meaning that they died of aneurisms caused by sheer frustration.