Posted February 18, 2021
Don't burn the water dry as fried water can't cry.
sanscript
Choose τ over π
Registered: Jul 2011
From Norway
TwoHandedSword
Sharp tongue, rapier wit, cutting sense of humor
Registered: Sep 2011
From United States
Posted February 20, 2021
Spoiler alert: Adam does, in fact, eat the apple.
sanscript
Choose τ over π
Registered: Jul 2011
From Norway
Posted March 03, 2021
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
Lifthrasil
Bring the GOG-Downloader back!
Registered: Apr 2011
From Germany
Posted March 03, 2021
A relationship is like a fart: if you have to force it, it's probably shit!
sanscript
Choose τ over π
Registered: Jul 2011
From Norway
Posted March 05, 2021
Hello, I'm a catholic... been addicted my whole life and can't stop cuddling.
Post edited March 05, 2021 by sanscript
TwoHandedSword
Sharp tongue, rapier wit, cutting sense of humor
Registered: Sep 2011
From United States
Posted March 06, 2021
Is your name Kelvin? Because you're an absolute zero.
Carradice
Orlanthi
Registered: Mar 2013
From Spain
Posted March 09, 2021
Washing the car so that it rains does not work either.
Post edited March 09, 2021 by Carradice
TwoHandedSword
Sharp tongue, rapier wit, cutting sense of humor
Registered: Sep 2011
From United States
Posted March 11, 2021
If I'd known then what I know now, I would've written myself a better backstory.
HunchBluntley
language geek
Registered: Jul 2014
From United States
Posted March 14, 2021
I don't care how you've heard someone say it. He did not die of "otter erotic fixation".
sanscript
Choose τ over π
Registered: Jul 2011
From Norway
Posted March 14, 2021
Illiterate? Don't be shy and write to us about your problems, today!
Trooper1270
Baldrick!, do we have any milk ?...
Registered: Apr 2014
From United Kingdom
Posted March 14, 2021
Don't worry, I have your back, but your front looks far more desirable...
TwoHandedSword
Sharp tongue, rapier wit, cutting sense of humor
Registered: Sep 2011
From United States
Posted March 18, 2021
The secret to mastering life, the universe and everything is fortitude. Douglas Adams misheard.
sanscript
Choose τ over π
Registered: Jul 2011
From Norway
Posted March 20, 2021
The body is like a box of chocolate - when it's empty, it's empty.
TwoHandedSword
Sharp tongue, rapier wit, cutting sense of humor
Registered: Sep 2011
From United States
Posted March 22, 2021
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear to be bright, until you hear them speak.
oldgamebuff42
Core Commander
Registered: Mar 2016
From United States
Posted April 19, 2021
People have died from trying to get their pet squirrels to eat their vegetables. . . meaning that they died of aneurisms caused by sheer frustration.