^ He will remove his Komodo Dragons from aforementioned sack on December 23rd.

^ He got a new hat.

^ His papa's got a brand new bag.

^ Has a brand new accent mark in those complicated characters under the name, but you can't see it amid all the debris.

^ He has been trying to coerce his new friend, the rabid racoon, to drink water.

^ Skinned the rabid racoon alive to make a loincloth out of him.

^ Mistakenly thinks that the raccoon was rabid even though symptoms of rabies in raccoons include reclusiveness especially during the daytime, and aggressiveness, but this raccoon was neither.

^ has devoted his life to researching raccons and has become an internationally renowned expert on them.

^ He fed the racoon in question to his Komodo dragons, thus ending the long-running racoon discussion.

^ Ate the Komodo dragons.

^ Revived the raccoon by injecting frog DNA into the dragon poop.

^ He transported the racoon to a licensed wildlife rehabilitation professional who specializes in mammalian species.

^ He hijacked the transport to liberate the racoon. So that he can raise an army of garbage truck hijackers.

^ Owns his own garbage truck which he uses for transporting empty cans in huge quantities, to try to get a refund for recycling them.