^ Thinks InSaintMonoxide is the hacker of morolf's account.

InSaint is the one who shadow-banned me from LotR Online for playing too long without giving into micro-transactions.

^ He has, thus far, avoided selling his soul incrementally via micro-transactions.

^ Constantly makes micro-aggressions.

^ Tried to provide an only payment service called Micropennies. It fell short of expectations.

^ He initially thought the online service is called "Micropenises" and wanted to order the services of a witch doctor, to cast a "Penis shrinking" spell on a romantic rival.

^ He has a fascination with schneeples and penis-shrinking.

^ is already giddy with joy at the thought of what he'll do to all those naughty children soon, hohoho!

^ He was riding on the edge of the "Nice List" all year and now, so close to Christmas, he just slipped onto the "Naughty List."

=.=

^ doesn't know that Morolf is well-prepared for any Santa shenanigans, chimney is trapped with explosives and morolf himself is protected by his loyal bodyguard of Komodo dragons.

^ He does not understand the phrase, "no factor."

^ He was a contestant on Fear Factor.

^ Is responsible for 65% of the posts in this thread.

EDIT: NINJA'd!

^ is the statistician hired by the thread creator, to analyze all information regarding the account trader.

^ The 'little people' live and hunt near his neighborhood.