^ Made a pig of himself and ate the rest of the pig, because you are what you eat.

^ He has a very short fuse; that's two strikes already, ladies.

^ Had a magic duel against InSaint near a pig farm.

^ Had a magical duel in the sky with various monsters shaped like letters.

^ He knows that Rude Dolph The Red knows Raine Deer.

^ The avatar only represents how old he feels, he's actually in his mid 20's.

^ He has an IQ which is well above average.

^ He has an IQ that can be expressed by an imaginary number.

^ When he wants his giant dog to pounce to kill, he yells "Mailman!"

^ He is a male man.

^ He has a female man.

^ He is Macho Man Randy Savage from the future in an alternate universe.

^ is afraid that Santa Hooyaah will know all about his misdeeds and put him into the sack for evil kiddoes on Christmas, to take him to a life of servitude at the North Pole toy factory.

^ He takes exquisite pleasure in torturing the feeble mind of HeresMyAccount on the nights leading to Christmas Eve.

^ is already preparing an especially smelly sack to put HMA into on Christmas Eve.