^ Murdered a cow and ate it at brunch.

^ He ate all that remained of the cow, observed only by a murder of crows.

^ He ate crow when he realized that I already started this with an implied reference to a murder of crows.

^ He hears the raven quote. "Nevermore."

^ wants to build the tallest building in the Solar System. It will be so tall that it rises far above Earth's atmosphere and even reaches the Moon's orbit. He will call it the Moonscraper. It will be tall enough to catch comets and asteroids ,and perhaps some confused and lost alien spacecrafts, too.

^ He firmly believes that I am Jeffrey Preston Bezos.

^ Knows that a 1-light-second-tall building is cartoonish-ly unfeasible and would be demolished by asteroids within a month even if it could stand.

^ He fantasizes about obtaining the Guinness World Record for the tallest Lego structure ever built.

^ Won the Guinness World Record for drinking the most Guinness.

Has been pimping out his account ever since the glory days of 2014.

^ has been trying to solve the murder mystery of Abel. He's been trying to validate Cain's alibi.

^ Is more concerned with Abel's alibi.

^ He is already alongside Aloysius' algorithm alleviating alcohol allowances for alleged alternative alibis.

^ when driving his car, he brakes using his feet literally.

^ Is aaaaaaaaaaa person who says aaaaaaaaa... aaaaaa lot.

EDIT: interrupts people with Flintstones references.