^ He has a large colony of dust bunnies under his bed.

^ He has a large colony of playboy bunnies in magazines under his bed.

^ has an ambition to colonize every playboy bunny playgrounds around the world.

^ thinks he's Hugh Hefner's little squirt...

^ Wants to watch a video of Hugh Hefner squirt.

^ wants to be in a ménage à trois with Hugh Hefner in the Playboy Mansion.

^ Owns that giant phallus prop from A Clockwork Orange

InSaint once painted the tip of this prop red to give le_Chevalier a nice Godfather-esque scare.

^ He has already ordered the four foot long Lego Titanic Model and he spent only around $800.00 (U.S.D.).

^ Wishes that I coveted historical Lego, but no such luck. It's gotta be my favorite movies, man! (James Cameron's Titanic is his second worst movie after True Lies, so it doesn't count.)

^ Confuses James Cameron with Cameron Crowe.

^ religiously listens to Russell Brand, because he thinks Russell is the former gladiator and former naval captain, who is also very charismatic.

^ Has a brand new sword nicknamed Kurt.

^ He was curt with Russell.

^ Dragged MightyFlo to court, where he was immediately acquitted without problems.