^ drugged MightyFlo to court him without many problems.

^ Sells performance enhancing drugs at a tennis court without many problems.

^ Buys them and consumes them in his local food court.

^ He has once again sabotaged LadyOnTheMoon's internet connection, consequently removing her welcome presence in the fora.

Considers hacking a WiFi password and changing it in order to extort ransom "sabotage". Don't you think that's a little bit unfair?

^ Encrypts WiFi passwords with a hash function, and thinks that it should include eggs.

^ He saw a "FREE WIFI" sign on the window of a coffee shop and went in, inquiring the barista as to the identity of this "Wifi" character and the reason as to why he was incarcerated.

^ wears sneakers while in the pool. ;)

^ Wears flip-flops to sneak around.

^ Challenged me to a duel to the death but ended up locking the doors and calling the police when i showed up at his home with a halberd.

^ The halberd the he was wielding at said time was enchanted with dark magic.

Maenmeldir bought the halbard at an auction and proceeded to murder the entire police force.

^ Murdered a bunch of crows instead.

Brunched with a murder of cows.

^ cowed to a brunch with a murderer.