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^ killed a pan and copying its expression as it was dying, to deliver some dry humor.
^ slew Pan and bent his flute
^is obsessed with Greek mythology and has started believing in the real existence of the Olympian gods.
^ Would sooner believe the events of Ilium/Olympos.
^ Lives by the motto "Religion is the opium of the masses. Forum games are the opium of the GOG users."
^ Called Chuck Norris a poof. Got hit so hard, his sex changed.
^ Chuck Norris threw a pair of nunchakus from Texas; they landed in his backyard.
^ Chucked Norris from Texas to the United Kingdom.
^ He purchased a piece of exercise equipment advertised by Chuck Norris and never used it.
Post edited June 18, 2021 by Hooyaah
^ chucks nuns to attack his opponents from distance. It's his secret how he can find the nuns to chuck.
^ He know precisely how many nuns a nun chucker wood chuck if a nun chucker would chuck nuns.
^ Worked as a cameraman for the movie "Cannibal Holocaust".
^ Worked as a lighting technician for the band "Cannibal Corpse".
^Worked as a chef for Hannibal Lecter.
^ is hired as Hannibal Lecter's food taster.