It seems that you're using an outdated browser. Some things may not work as they should (or don't work at all).
We suggest you upgrade newer and better browser like: Chrome, Firefox, Internet Explorer or Opera

×
^ He knows the above is a "misquote," as Miss Piggy, when referring to herself, always uses the objective case of "I" spoken in French which would of course be "moi."
That's not true, that's impossible! When Muppet-Man collapses at the foot of her desk, she clearly says "I can't believe I fell for Muppet-Man."
^ Fell for Muppet-man.
^ Wears prosthetic horns because he lost his natural antlers.
Post edited August 23, 2020 by thraxman
^Rage quits every game after the first death.
^ Plays games just because he likes to die in them.
^ Keeps a song ready in his iPod consisting entirely of Lego game death-sounds just for special night with his significant other.
Post edited August 23, 2020 by MichaelD.965
^ Is incapable of remaining loyal to any nation or cause and a such has fought for the army's of the Finnish, the Nazis and the Americans.
^Has scary neck tattoos and calls people homes.
^ He knows the term is really "Holmes", but wants to pretend the character never existed.
^Once made a top-of-the-xmas-tree angel with a cut-out picture of Ozzy Osbourne.
^ thought that Santa actually lives on Christmas Island.
^Cries watching musicals, but hides it from everyone.
^ Likes to sing at funerals just to accuse everyone there of the same.
^ Biggest Care Bears fan ever.