^Snorkels in his Cheerios.

^ When he runs out of milk for his cereal he uses vodka instead.

^ when asked where is the Promised Land, he always answers the dairy farm in Floresville, Texas.

^always makes empty promises but claims they're "half full"

^ He always sees the glass as "half full" but also imagines that it has a slow leak.

^ always insists that glass fully empty is impossible anywhere in the universe.

^ won't admit that the universe itself is impossible.

^ He is still unaware that his existence is only a result of his vivid imagination.

^ He is still unaware that his existence is only a result of [I]my[/I] vivid imagination, and I can imagine him in any way that I want, or just stop thinking about him altogether, so he should be careful!

^ likes to imagine Hooyaah, so the latter should be careful.

^ He often imagines me shouting "booyaah,' which I never do.

^ Owns eight hookahs.

^Secretly likes Pepe as the lone ranger.

^ Her real name is Macey Neil, just as my name is actually Hooyaah.

^ His real name is Hooyaah, just as my name is actually Here'sMyAccount.