^ is a super-kind individual.

Side note: I certainly appreciate to hearing something said like that to and about me. Thanks, Wizard Hooyaah.

^ He has Windows Copilot disabled in Registry Editor.

^ Will enable Windows Recall (Snapshot) when Microsoft adds it to Windows 11

^ The post above was his subpar attempt at humor.

^Thinks a monkey in a business suit is the height of humor--and I agree!

^ Has an irrational hate for monkeys and wants to force them to abide by a dress code.

^ He is not only the Monkey King, but a renowned primatologist who can communicate with all species of hominids.

^ He has a habit of making poignant remarks about the trade deficit.

^ He has a habit of making poignant remarks about whatever he just picked out of his ear.

Well I'm sure all those songs are terrible, but is "so he make sure that..." a song title?

^ The term, "More fun than a barrel of monkeys," came about after witnesses reported a number of his pet simians which had become lodged in a keg of lager they had imbibed, but from which were unable to extricate themselves.

^ Told this joke to Peter Jackson, which inspired the barrel-riding scene in Desolation of Smaug.

^ He just has an uncanny way of knowing these things.

>.<

^ He likes to point at a dot from both directions.

^ He loves to state the obvious.

He loves to explain extremely complex concepts in simple terms so everybody can gain profound knowledge by listening to him.