^ Cannot handle the truth and lives in a fantasy world.

^ Cannot handle the tooth and had to go to a dentist.

^ He filched teeth from the dentist's office to place under his pillow and attract the tooth fairy and subsequently capture her later tonight.

^ His BBQ skills, being second to none, have earned him the name "Beefy Stevie" among his friends.

^ Has a similar nickname for an entirely different reason, but it's used sarcastically.

^ He felched teeth from the dentist's orifice to place in a jar and attract Ebay customers.

^ He thinks that the word "ludicrous" is a veritable synonym of the word "baseless."

^ Thinks that "gin rummy" is a mixed drink, and is constantly misunderstanding why bartenders think he's an idiot for ordering one.

^ Thinks that "hunch buntley" is a mixed physical deformity, and is constantly misunderstanding why doctors think he's an idiot for insisting that he's afflicted with it.

^ He thinks that a bunny hunches his "honey bunches."

^What ever he does, he does it half-hearted and is very proud of it.

^ He tells half-truths in such a wholesome and believable manner that he would be quite successful as an American politician.

^ Has more surface area in his hair than Megalodon's entire body.

^ He still bears a scar on the epidermal layer of the right side of his gluteus maximus from the paddling that he received during his teens.

^ Once paddled a boat using his butt cheeks.

^ His excessive flatus once propelled him up the Mississippi to Missouri.