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^ is from Middle-Earth
^ He doesn't understand that an angel incarnate cannot be from, or of, the "earth."
Treats angeli incarnati like illegal aliens and blames them for raising gasoline prices.
Post edited March 29, 2024 by neumi5694
^ He is blissfully unaware that decreased production is the chief cause for the current increase in gas/petroleum prices.
^ is from Mordor
^ What's worse, is that he's from Grubhub and he's always late with my food.

>.<
^ Expects food delivery boys to navigate death traps with lava and spikes pits.
^ He's also aware that I haven't needed to feed my anacondas for some time now.
^ Enjoys Anaconda 3 and 4 more than 1 and 2, especially when the snake chews and shakes food like a dog.
^ He knows that I dislike seeing anacondas shake their food dogs.
Is a sadist and hurts animals on purpose. He blinded one of his anacondas one eye, so he could say he has the biggest one eyed snake on earth.
^ Encountered some snakes on a plane, but wasn't affected by them, because he was already dead.
^ He placed those snakes on that (astral) plane.
^ Found a constellation of a snake and made up astrological nonsense about it.
^ He confuses astrology and astronomy; once he even professed his desire to go to cosmology school so that he could "become an astronaut."