^ banned for tanking a fly

Banned for hitting a tank with a fly swatter.

^ banned for referring to an FGM-148 Javelin as a "fly swatter"

Banned because that's exactly what it is compared to a Death Star.

Banned for escaping the destruction of Alderaan by pushing another fellow Alderaanian off a cliff on the path toward the civilian craft that took you off the planet just in time before the Death Star fired its laser beam. I was sitting right behind you. (ಠ_ʖಠ)

^ banned for bearing false witness

Banned because we're supposed to be a little more subtle in here to attract a "modern audience" (which hasn't shown up so far, for some reason).

^ banned for trying to rationalize something which is so very far removed from reality

Banned for confusing irrational numbers with imaginary numbers (those are the ones which aren't real!).

Banned for not picking a profile picture.

^ banned, because your profile picture isn't particularly interesting either

Banned because touché.

^ banned for skillfully concealing your flamboyance, flair, and flourish beneath banal genericization

Banned for concealing a weapon in your shoe.

Banned for trying to square root a part of your anatomy.

Banned for using your belt to hold your pistol instead of getting a proper holster.